Learning to surrender your vulnerable first born to strangers when you couldn’t be at home with one and at the hospital with the other two at the same time.
Learning to feed 3 babies at once.
Following an ambulance back to the hospital and praying that the lights won’t go on.
Getting less sleep than a Navy Seal during Hell Week (granted, however, I didn’t have to carry “Ole Misery”).
Living with strangers.
Knowing how to do CPR on a baby for real.
Driving 45+ minutes each way back and forth to the hospital every day.
Living with the sounds of alarms meant to warn you that your child had stopped breathing randomly going off.
Measuring out and monitoring careful daily doses of medicine for 2 out of three children.
A complete and total loss of privacy because I kept the bassinets in my bedroom.
Living off of take out Chinese, Teddy Bear grahams and pink vanilla frosting.
Learning that Girlfriends are the best things God created.
Calling 911. More than once.
Driving through a 5am downpour on the phone with the hospital desperately trying to locate them while the monitor on your child keeps going off to tell you her heart rate has plummeted again.
Totally hyperventilating the one time you go out to lunch with a friend and realize you’ve left your phone at home.
Loving firemen, nurses and EMT’s.
Learning the true meaning of desperation every weekend when you know you will be alone till Monday morning.
Saying hello to high blood pressure.
Learning the nightmare of 5pm colic.
Making midnight phone calls hoping to hear that they have gained grams rather than lost them.
Sometimes already feeding two babies and just having to listen to the one who just woke up cry until you are done.
Being mobbed at malls and answering questions about them, like “Are they natural?”
Never going anywhere without two fully loaded diaper bags and two strollers.
Memorizing medical records until Doctors ask if you’re one of them.
Never, ever really sleeping no matter who offers you time to rest because you’re a first time mother, and they don’t do that.
Becoming a better person the moment they were born.